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Episode #1 - "Smores and Snipes"
Bryon has to calm the Pope down when he goes on a camping trip with the St. Bernard Cub Scout Pack and the boys take the Pope on a snipe hunt.
Episode #2 - "Who's your daddy?"
Stigmata, the Pope's dog, has puppies and the Pope obsesses on finding the father of the dogs. Bryon has lunch with the Pope's sister (guest starring Sarah Michelle Gellar) as she is in town for a nun convention.
Episode #3 - "But weight, there's more!"
Bryon keeps adjusting the Pope's scale to make him think he is gaining weight, so the Pope goes on a crash diet.
Episode #4 - "Drowning Nemo"
The Pope discovers his fear of swimming comes from being dunked in the water as an infant during his Baptism, causing him great conflict as he no longer wants to put other children through that ordeal. Bryon accidentally kills the Pope's goldfish David and replaces him with a similar looking goldfish so the Pontiff does not find out.
Episode #5 - "Movie Madness"
The Pope declares himself a fan of Team Edward while waiting at midnight in line for the new "Eclipse" movie.
Episode #6 - "Lack of Ex-Communication"
When a bad call knocks the Vatican City soccer team out of the World Cup, the Pope banishes all the referees and FIFA representatives from the church.
Episode #7 - "United We Stand..."
A fallout on Facebook forces the Unites States to break away from Rome when the Pope unfriends the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. (Part 1 of 2)
Episode #8 - "... Divided We Fall"
Bryon devises a plan to make it look like the Pope's login was hacked on Facebook to reunite the Church. (Part 2 of 2)
A fallout on Facebook forces the Unites States to break away from Rome when the Pope unfriends the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. (Part 1 of 2)
Episode #8 - "... Divided We Fall"
Bryon devises a plan to make it look like the Pope's login was hacked on Facebook to reunite the Church. (Part 2 of 2)
Episode #9 - "The Christmas Special II"
The bank is going to foreclose on the orphanage, but U2 plans a benefit to save it. The Pope, however, declares, U2's music obscene until Bryon explains that Bono sings "Can you see the beauty inside of me?" and not "Can you see the beauty in sodomy?" in the song "City of Blinding Lights."
Episode #10 - "Car Talk"
The Pope is protested by a local environmental group over his excessive use of the gas guzzling Pope Mobile, so he goes to the dealership to see if he can trade it in. Bryon steps in just in time to keep him from being talked into buying a Hummer by the two salesmen (Click and Clack Tappet.).
The bank is going to foreclose on the orphanage, but U2 plans a benefit to save it. The Pope, however, declares, U2's music obscene until Bryon explains that Bono sings "Can you see the beauty inside of me?" and not "Can you see the beauty in sodomy?" in the song "City of Blinding Lights."
Episode #10 - "Car Talk"
The Pope is protested by a local environmental group over his excessive use of the gas guzzling Pope Mobile, so he goes to the dealership to see if he can trade it in. Bryon steps in just in time to keep him from being talked into buying a Hummer by the two salesmen (Click and Clack Tappet.).
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