My mom called me in June of 2008, cracking up. She had a very quick Avery story that had her laughing.
Avery was just bugging the Hell out of Calvin. She was a little bored and really was just wanting someone to play with. He told her several times to leave him alone and quit bugging him, but the commotion was so loud, that my mom could not hear the TV.
"Avery," she said, "Just come sit right over here on the couch next to me and leave him alone."
Frustrated, she stood up and yelled, "FFFINE!!!" as she started stomping over. She was cranky.
"Tell you what," grandma said in a raised voice, "why don't you just keep marching to your room instead, so you can take a nap?"
"I will!" she screamed, stomping away.
She then stopped and turned back and yelled, "And I'm never speaking to you again!" with great defiance as she marched off again with her exaggerated stomps.
A couple stomps later she stopped again and yelled back at grandma, "Although I might yell at you!!!!"
It was all my mom could do to keep from laughing in front of her.
A few days later, grandma was looking at the family calendar on the side of the refrigerator and saw someone had taken a pen and scratched out the faces of Stacy, Madison, grandma and Calvin.
"Who did this?" she asked Madison.
"Avery did. She was mad."
But there were two faces she didn't scratch out in the picture and they had a circle around them.
What's that? You want to know who were the two faces she didn't scratch out in the picture?
It was Avery and Uncle Bryon. :)
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